We humans try to impose our rules on the cat-gurus who share our homes, but felines answer to a higher law. You would do well to heed their Catvice:
There are places of mystery and wonder in this world—places you are not allowed to tread. But if you visit these forbidden territories when no one is watching, it’s as if you were never there.
Keep that in mind before you leave any unsupervised chicken bits on the kitchen counter…